Me: Are you a real tree or fake tree person?
Walker: Is that a fucking joke?
Me: Real?
Walker: I think fake trees - Christmas or otherwise - are an abomination of satan.
Me: Oh my gosh. That was the perfect answer! We so have a future together!
Walker: Listen, if I'd thought for one second that you were a fake tree person this would have never made it this far
Me: :)
(Via Text).
